Funny and Poignant Quotes

Here are some funny and touching quotes to get your day going!

Maria

Always laugh when you can. It is the cheapest medicine.



Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.



An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building, and after 50 floors says, 'So far so good!'



You can't have everything....where would you put it?



If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.
Mark Twain



If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.



When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.




It a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.
W. Sommerset Morgan




College is a refuge from hasty judgment.
Robert Frost




I’d like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

Shall I not have intelligence with the earth? Am I not partly leaves and vegetable mould myself.
Henry David Thoreau



I found a great way to attract money... work!
Curtis D. Tucker





Where there are no swamps there are no frogs.
German Proverb




To err is human; to admit it, superhuman.
Doug Larson



I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting to get into the bathroom.
Bob Hope